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#1507148 Review #1507148 is a subjective opinion of poster.
Wijchen, Gelderland
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Joost de Valk Website Review Rip Off

Do not waste your money on the Website Review that offers! It’s a Rip Off. The website is After reading all the hype about Joost de Valk, Website Review and how great it will be and help my site, I went and paid €749 for the review. What an *** I was. The review took over 6 weeks to eventually be done, far too long. I wasn’t contacted by anyone to explain what the delay was about and no one contacted me to apologize. When I eventually got the review I was shocked at how rude the report was written. Wow, Joost de Valk has a serious chip on his fat shoulders! The entire report was like something a school teacher would write about a naughty child! Joost de Valk has got an attitude. I think many people would love to punch his fat face after reading his reports. Not only was the report written with an attitude, the content was useless. Basically the report pushes all of Joost de Valk’s plugins. The remaining content is copy and pasted information that didn’t apply to my site. The reason I know this is I have a friend who also got a report, and we had the exact same information, about completely different sites. Put simple, the Joost de Valk,, Website review is nothing but a Rip Off and a scam! Save your money and pay for a professional via Elance that will give you personalized help on your website. Not just a copy and paste report written by a fat guy with an attitude.
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Thanks for the warning!


Send The Report on My Email : ondesk007@***.com..

Will be Happy if got your help...


Hey I was Thinking to make an ORDER for "Full SEO Review"...I have read his blog so many times and think he has Vast Knowledge in SEO,Wordpress,Magento.How to Optimize,CRO.......

But i just checking the Reputation about Yoast SEO Review and Got your Articles...I just Shocked see this that you are really Angry to Spend Money for review..In his Site i saw some Yoast Customer Message that they are saying Every CENTS are Worth..But Not For you...Can you please Share the Reports Yoast Send You so that i can take look before SPEND $2499...



this is true, this yoast is a ripoff the free site review tools out there will serve you just fine. I'm so pissed at throwing away 1,100.

a few articles gathered from the web and pasted in a report ...and whala US$1100. This needs to be on every social media outlet :cry :cry


To whoever posted this review, please contact us, we'd contact you ourselves, but you're reporting as anonymous. Quite a few of the remarks in this "report" are false: you could never have paid €749, as at the time of writing, we'd not delivered one report for that price yet, the price had gone up from €595 to €749 on Feb 1, 2013.

We'd love to talk to you and resolve this issue, but false claims don't help...

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