Vicky Thornton - Woman of the Year!

GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUAH! Vicky Thornton was just named "Steel Case" Woman of the Year for 2011! Steel Case corporation is the largest manufacturer of steel office desks. In appreciation of Vicky's substantial contribution to desk top ergonomics, Steel Case has awarded the California diva its highest honor. In accepting her award, Vicky humbly stated, "I only wish my co-copulant, David Thornton, was as hard and firm as any Steel Case desk." At the ceremony, it was revealed that Vicky has been furtively working with Steel Case in producing the world's first HEATED steel top desk for intimate office aerobics. Additional options will include a stain resistant desk surface and artificial, on demand, lubrication, vibration and massage. Analysts predict this will be the number one purchased desk of California agencies and bureaucrats by Christmas 2012! Hollywood insiders have also gushed that this multi-functional office marvel will replace the well-worn casting couch in offices from talent scouts to movie directors to media moguls throughout the entertainment industry. It looks like it is nowhere but up, up, up yours for Voluptuous Vicky and her voracious talents. Rumors of a Steel Case Calendar, perfume and a line of feminine hygiene products is also in the pipe line. Negotiations are on-going with Pfeizer to name a new corpus stimulant "Vicky Viagra." Remember, you heard it here first folks. A museum of MBC paraphenalia cannot be far behind. CONGRATULATIONS VICKY CURRY THORNTON STEEL CASE WOMAN OF THE YEAR!
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#411380

We have adopted the SCA and provided it to all of our agents. It is a wonderful device, personally endorsed by Vicky Thornton.

Documentation of office activities and aerobics saves tax payer funds.

We cannot afford a judgment of $750,000 which the Medical Board of California paid for Vicky's husband, David Thornton. We are good at what we do, but accountants don't have the money that rich doctors control.

#356528

Being ordered to surrender my MBC office to my former lying SOB supervisor is neither pimping nor pandering by me. David Thorton personifies ***.

Vicky is no longer my friend, if she ever was. I deserve ten times the million dollars I got for putting up with that *** and his ilk. The MBC is fat and ugly inside and out. I go to confession several times a day to seek relief from the blame of all the lives I ruined.

My permanent California state mental disability is from all the lies I had to tell from orders of David Thornton, Mara Faust, Barb Yaroslavsky, Richard Fantozzi, and all the others. Being institutionalized isn't so bad. At least the walls, doors and bars keep the bad guys out. If only the physical impediments could relieve me of my mental anguish.

It's not my fault. They made me lie. I'm sorry. Please forgive me...I love children.

I didn't mean to hurt the babies or the innocent. It was my job to destroy.

#343981

With the new Schlie Camera Application (SCA), no need to miss a pesky call telling you NOT to return to the office bordello. Simply attach the discrete Schlie Cam to the door jamb, and when the light flashes red into the hallway, you know your desk top is an "ocean of motion." No more fears of walking in on a personal office aerobic workout between your supervisor and his secretary!

The application allows you to view the activities in your office on your cell phone. The SCA allows you to keep an eye on your desk top at a distance and to check whether you even need to return to the office or if you must bring disinfectant, haz mat gloves and industrial wipes before touching your desk, floor or chair. The SCA has been endorsed by the Medical Board of California and is standard issue to all MBC Investigators. The California Board of Accountancy is reviewing the SCA for approval and distribution now.

Don't lose your job by coitus interruptus of your boss and friend. Order your SCA TODAY!

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