Destroyed and violated my house

I hired this company to redo my yard and they sent a guy right over to evaluate the job. After looking over the yard for a bit he came up to me and asked to use my bathroom which I said yes to. As he waddled into the house I became aware of the brown stain that was steadily increasing in size on the back of his jeans. After he closed the doors the noises I heard were horrendous and scared me senseless. He was in there for a good hour and then he promptly left without me seeing. The scene in that bathroom was like out of a horror movie. *** was everywhere and it seemed that he threw up into my sink as well. I reviewed my hidden camera tapes (Ihave a Japanese wife and like to watch her ***) and what I saw made me sick. After he sat down he proceeded to rub one out into the hand towels, then started pooping all over the floor. After he took some pills (i think viagra) out of his pocket and crushed them and snorted them and a few minutes later he was jacking off again this time into the dryer all over my wife's clothes. This went on for almost an hour until finally he was satified and his bowels were empty. He took his pooped pants off and put a pair of mine and walked out. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS? I don't even want to be in my own house because of the smell. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS COMPANY!
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and he has issues,i never had a problem with this company :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



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united landscape design has been serving nj since 1988 and we have a 5 star rating with home and no no active complaints with the BBB . :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


after researching this person the ip address goes to another landscape company in new jersey


How dumb are you? I would guess a 10 out of 10.

Such a absolutely *** reply to try and save face on your awful company. You traced an IP address to another landscaping company? HA!

why don't you explain how suddenly in just a few days ALL these "wonderful complements" appear about your company? Let's hear that one?

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Bayville, New Jersey

United Landscape Design- Stinky work

I hired this company to fill in the cracks outside my house on my walkway. Little did I know just how much "crack filling" I was about to experience! The worker arrived dressed in a T-shirt and jeans breaking of beer and disappointment. I could barely understand his drunken warbles but I could see from the lusty look in his eyes that I would not be making it out of this without my crack getting filled. After a few painful hours I came to and began to look around. My behind hurt and my back was thrown out. I was truly disgusted at what I saw. Instead of fixing all the cracks he had seemingly emptied half a septic truck on my front yard and the proceeded to squash it down into the cracks by rolling around with me while filling my crack. Now my back hurts and my yard is starting to STINK in the sun. WHAT DO I DO OR WHO DO I CALL GO GET HELP AND MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. TERRIBLE COMPANY!
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sorry for having such trouble. It looks like a common pattern with united landscape design.


this complaint is not try after searching the ip address we found out it was another landscape company in nj oh i dont ware t shirts and i dont drink beer lol


You found that out from "searching the IP address?" Wow you are a dip *** way to sound like a true special person making up BS lies like that. maybe you shouldn't spam this website with your *** "oh we did so good and are amazing reviews" THAT YOU POST.


I am sorry for what they did to you. We need to unite and form a class action lawsuit against those good for nothing bums.

Always late and ripping people off. I'm glad your doing better.

@Funny M

:) :) :) :) united landscape design has been serving nj since 1988 and we have a 5 star rating with home and no no active complaints with the BBB . :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Newark, New Jersey

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