Theos Medical Systems

After a terrible experience with Chummie Elite I got DryBuddyEZ which worked great!

I got suckered by Chummie into buying their Chummie "Elite". Piece of junk, which refused to work. Chummie did not want to do anything with it either. I should have known better when I could not see any hard specs. On eBay Chummie said

"Loudest alarm available – Great for deep sleepers"

B.S. My child would not get up. And Chummie gives no measurements of loudness. And I could go on and on and on...!!!

I looked at www.bed-wettingalarms.com and realized what a fool Chummie made of me. For their alarm there is no loudness and very little other measurements. And looking at all of the alarm left me with no doubt that DryBuddyEZ should be my choice. And ONLY $29.99 against Chummie Elite's $79.99 . Maybe Chummie should call it Chummie for Elite Suckers! That's how I felt.

DryBuddyEZ has done everything claimed and was so easy to use. And I wasn't wasting time and money on tape and other gizmos that Chummie keeps sticking its customer with (sorry, suckers, not customers).

So don't let Chummie's B.S. against DryBuddyEZ make a sucker out of you. If you had the misfortune to read it, you just know how crazy Chummie can get.

Get a DryBuddyEZ. EZ on you and on your wallet! I am very pleased with DryBuddyEZ. Stay away from anything Chummie :(

This is being written to express my disgust at Theos Medical Systems and the extra-ordinarily large number of fake "Paid" reviews posted by Theos for their Chummie products on Amazon. A very current and detailed analysis of the "reviewers" of Chummie products on Amazon can be found at this site:

https://sites.google.com/site/fraudonamazonreviews/

Look at this site using your internet browser. My quick estimate based on this hard data is that the very great majority of reviews for Chummie products written by persons who are NOT Amazon Verified Purchasers are written by touts hired by Chummie to provide this great abundance of 5-stars for their products. I have seen much written about how unethical Theos and its owner are. But this beats everything I have seen to date. And the author has backed up all of the data by these paid reviewers so that any changes or deletions can be debunked.

Someone seriously needs to debunk Chummie, who's lifeline is lies and hype. Think of all the people who have been suckered by this "paid for by Chummie" fake advertising on Amazon!

The Chummie Bedwetting Alarm is the best bedwetting alarm in the market. I love it and so does my son.

I heard first about Chummie from our pediatric urologist who said it has helped so many other children and how safe and effective the product is.

It has helped my son and he is able to sleep dry at night. We are now saving over $500 per year on diapers and soiled laundry.

I have recommended Chummie Bedwetting Alarm to everyone as a safe and effective treatment to cure nocturnal enuresis. Chummie is a life saver for parents whose children are bedwetters.

I bought a Chummie bedwetting alarm at Best Buy. It looked pretty and I thought I could rely on Best Buy to a carry good product.

That was a big mistake. The product was flimsy plastic, badly designed, and worked poorly. I called Chummie to explain my problems. Basically, they had a "go-to-***" attitude.

So I went to Best Buy and asked for my money back. Another "go-to-***" situation. Buy a bad product from a bad company and you get treated badly.

Don't touch Chummie or Best Buy with even a ten foot pole. They will sucker you in and leave you stranded with the garbage they provide.

And don't fall for all of their advertising. It is very exaggerated and meant to fool innocent people.

I am so totally pissed off with Chummie and Theos Medical. I have done them so many favors by giving negative reviews on their behalf against competitors.

Some of these I was asked to do by Theos. I could write a book on how to be negative about competitors. I have been doing this since 2012. Many of their competitors would be much stronger, and Chummie would be much weaker without my help and some others like me.

Chummie and Theos have even learned from me. And now they are kicking me out!

That's gratitude? Chummie and Theos are shameless and totally ungrateful!

JohnMay 16, 2013 at 3:53 PM

Chummie is a complete waste of time and money. It is poorly designed and made. Has fewer features than competing alarms and works poorly, with numerous false alarms (perspiration?) and no alarms (Chummie forgot to sound?). This is a $100 joke. Chummie has been able to keep it alive only through strong marketing (read false and excessive advertising). My son and I would not go near a Chummie after its continuing failures, and that of its maker to support it.

Stay away from this useless thing. Its not even heavy enough to use as a paper weight or a door stop!

For over one year, Theos Medical Systems, the maker of Chummie, has been playing a *** game. Chummie's shills go and give a high rating to one manufacturer's products, and a low rating to another manufacturer's products, both sets of reviews under the same name. Chummie is thereby trying to create trouble between these two manufacturers who may think that the other manufacturer is creating problems. In reality, Chummie and Theos are the cause and creators of any such bad feelings.

Shame on you, Chummie and Theos. Together with all of your false advertising and self-complimentary reviews, you are undoubtedly the least ethical party in the bedwetting alarm business.

Honest and ethical customers should boycott you!

I made the mistake of buying a Chummie at a local store. First night my child was wet.

The alarm did not go off because the sensor cable slipped out of the alarm. Second night, after the alarm went off, I could not get the alarm taped to the briefs. Chummie seems to make this difficult instead of the simple clips I have seen elsewhere. With lots of big band-aids I finally succeed.

Third night nothing works. Fourth day I try to return it at the store where I bought it. "Sorry, we don't give refund." So I call Chummie. Must be break time as the phone keeps ringing.

One hour later someone picks up the phone. When I say I am calling for a refund, he disconnects the phone. I call again. Again I am disconnected when I ask for a refund.

These people are complete crooks.

I have sent a letter to the BBB but I doubt if Chummie gives a da** about ethics. Don't waste your money on Chummie. There are much better alarms for as little as one-third Chummie's highly inflated price, which I found out about later when talking to my doctor about the Chummie ripoff.

Chummie gives you less for more! What a joke on the buyer!

I got a Chummie which did not work at all. Chummie says they don't have defective products and I must be doing something wrong. It DOES NOT WORK! I can't get my money back, and am left with a piece of trash.

I was a fool to listen to all of their exaggerated reviews. Now I am convinced that most of these "good" reviews were posted by Chummie. What a scam!

What makes it even worse is that I now see that I can get better alarms than Chummie for one-third to one-half of what this piece of *** from Chummie cost me. A total rip off!

I like that phrase "Chummie is a Bummie." It sounds so appropriate for a bummer product that has been chummed up falsely. I agree.

www.bed-wettingalarms.com really shows how poor it is compared to its competition. Even if you look at the least expensive of the dozen or so wired alarms compared here, this $29.99 alarm is much better and has much better features than Chummie. In line with Chummie's apparent lack of ethics, they must have started bag-mouthing it and anything else that they are scared of.I have been controlling my disgust with this lousy Chummie alarm for months. It has been a very bad experience for me.

I have seen some of Chummie's reviews, and I also agree that these are fake, and many of them posted by Chummie to make them look great. Great at what? Great at selling a lousy product? Great at convincing many people to get suckered?

That's how I feel.You people should be ashamed of yourselves for gimmicking so many people, including me. You really don't care about truth in advertising. You probably don't know how to even care about such a thing. Shameful!I have also noticed some crude postings that obviously come from you and your shills.

Immature! Get a better education and grow up!

Also, start respecting U.S. laws, if you intend to continue to try and do business here.

I bought a Chummie. The things didn't work worth a darn. I couldn't get my money back. They said it works fine, but it does not work. Now I 'm stuck with it.

I am a fool for believeing all their advertising and "good" reviews. I'd bet that most of these reviews were posted by the scammers at Chummie to fool people like you and me. Now I see that not only did I buy a piece of trash, but I could have bought alarms at least as good and with better features for one-third to one-half the money that I wasted on Chummie.

Don't let Chummie rip you off!

Chummie and Theos Medical bad-mouth every product that they false claims. They also try to create bad feelings between competitors by false postings.

These people are really crookefeel threatened by. They sucker innocent people into buying Chummie with d. They have a Crummy product, which they price two to three times higher than better products. They are in business by running down everyone else, not by being truly best.

Stay away from Chummie and Theos Medical! When Chummie does not work, good luck in getting proper support or your money back!

Chummie is bad news all around! Do not do business with them!

My daughter wet the bed for six years. We tried several options like medication, counselling, etc., then we tried using a bedwetting alarm. We first tried the Chummie. After using the Chummie for six weeks my daughter still kept wetting the bed, the alarm was difficult to use and was uncomfortable. My daughter's urologist then told us about another bedwetting alarm. Within eight weeks of using this, my daughter stopped wetting the bed totally. This was a wireless alarm and you can check them out at www.bedwetalarms.com .

Don't waste your time money or emotions on junk. Chummie is terrible! Stay away from Chummie

Chummie, though their parent Theos Medical Systems, makes HUGE claims in their advertising:

Over 100,000 alarms sold wordwide,

World's most advanced bedwetting treatment system,

World's #1 Recommended Bedwetting Alarm,

and so on. And all the glowing reviews on Amazon from people who have never bought Chummie there or have any other reviews on Amazon. Pretty much the same theme, that nothing compares with Chummie! Others have pointed out that Chummie makes up their own reviews, and I must believe it with my bad experience.

Chummie is painful to attach and use, needing sticky tape to attache the sensor to briefs. And some customers have pointed out that even this tape isn't sticky enough, and they had to get their own stickier tape. The alarm has no vibration mode, so it doesn't even equal most alarms, let alone be the "World's most advanced..." In addition, in my experience, and that of others on Amazon, the sensor attachment to the alarm would slip out when my child moved in his sleep. I had to tape it in! The sensor "corroded" quite rapidly and "disintegrated." The clip for attaching to clothes was so flimsy that it broke on the third day. And if you really want to compare hard evidence, comparing facts for Chummie against about 10 of its standard competitors! You can now find these facts at www.bed-wettingalarms.com .

Chummie SUCKS! What a waste of time and money! And how do these people get away with all of their false and blown-up claims? Theos Medical System SUCKS!