Phew. This one's a tough one for me, I'm going to try and keep my composure. My name is Jim. Or Jenny, depending on whether I "tuck" that day or not. I am a low-life, p.o.s. from Michigan. I have no job, no talent, and because of my severe lack of intelligence, I have very little self esteem. The only way I make money, is by tricking and scamming other people. So, you know, I'm a dirt bag. Recently I noticed a company has been really eating into my scamming business. I used to be able to convince people to give me moneypaks just by lying and placing ads on Craigslist. But, all the sudden pimpmyfak.es comes along, and starts offering video proof. I can't compete with that. So, today I posted some complaints online, trying to ruin their reputation. Then I texted PimpMyFak.es, and demanded they pay me $500, or I would keep posting more ads. But, because I'm a dolt, it all blew up in my face. See, the screen-captured the whole conversation. Then they posted the video on youtube. And now, I'm trying everything I can think of to save face. I'll continue to post fake complaints about how they scammed me. But the truth is, they didn't. I can't show anybody proof of any receipt, because I don't have one. I didn't even take the time to read their policy, so my fake complaints don't even make sense. But I'll press on, because this is the only hope my pathetic, meaningless existence. I'll continue to hope that people won't order from PimpMyFak.es, don't believe in video proof, don't understand how logic or reality works, and will order from me instead. After all, I promise to make your ID. In fact, I pinky swear! I can copy and paste some pics from google if you'd like. Just don't ask me to give you video proof. That's something I can't do. Oh, and don't ask me to accept payment after you see your ID, because I can't do that either. All I CAN do is post anonymous messages on boards like these, in the sad hope that someone will take me seriously.