Oakdale Academy

Where can you find it all? It is so hard to find a place that treats you like family-- but it does exist here at Oakdale Academy.

They treat you and your child as if you were part of their family. They are caring, loving supportive and knowledgeable. I couldn't have asked for more. Their hours are amazing for working parents and being so close to transportation is incredible.

The prices are extremely fair. The education is beyond belief-- my child now reads!!

I was amazed I sent them a toddler who could hardly speak and by the time he left he was reading and was able to write in full sentences! How do I ever find the words to say thank you and find the way to show my gratitude for opening up a whole new world.

Needless to say this gift is priceless, and he made the gifted and talented program as well.

The staff there is outstanding and incredible. I feel they should be recognized for all they do for the community they have truly been a staple here for four decades now.

I find this school to be outstanding -- it covers all bases and offers the most comprehensive program imaiginable. It has great educational programs along with adjunct programs that come in on a semi monthly basis to work with the children on science concepts and another program just for fun.

The kids are happy and safe and clean. they come home sharing abou their day and my infant comes home happy and spotless. The staff is warm and warm and always to share their thoughts on how the day went. The facility is clean and bright.

The lunch progrm offered by BUEL catering is nice and makes my life easy by providing the hot nutitrious food so I don't need to send in anything cold from home. I love the fresh fruit snacks they provide. The parents in the classroom program is nice and the new teacher coordinator is wonderful.

The secretary always does a nice meet and greet and the director is always available to address any concern.

Oakdale is a great place to send your child. the information provided on one of the complaints is so bogus and old it should have been deleted long ago.

The school on Victory does not serve hot lunch and the one on Oakdale uses a caterer-- chicken nuggets are never served. Supplies are brought in by children and used by children. They offer great care with wonderful hours and they have a super clean facility and really care about children. They have high standards really ask teachers to step up to the plate-- if not they are let go.

What's wrong with that-- it protects your child!

This is a teriffic place to send your child if you want to show them how the less fortunate must live. They will be served tiny portions of barely edible lunches that are provided at the lowest cost imaginable. Nothing goes to waste here, so leftovers are often recycled; a good way to teach kids to be frugal and economical. Chicken nuggets and french fries are counted (3 nuggets & 10 fries per child) so it will provide them a good foundation in arithmatic.

YOur child will learn so much in this school. Mine developed a colorful vocabulary consisting of four letter words and repeated much of the verbal abuse heard there.

You will be treated like a member of the Oakdale Academy Family, as long as your check clears.

Your child will meet and be exposed to lots of different people, as the staff turnover is so tremendous that they will have a new teacher every few weeks! What better way to afford your child such a vast knowledge of different teaching styles.

Often they are so short staffed that they combine several classes into one, with children of different ages. This is a great way to teach your young child to defend themself against bullies. In fact, older children are often left in charge of toddlers, which is an effective way to teach your older child responsibilty.

Wait, the learning doesn't stop there! Oakdale academy does quite a bit of science too! Your children will experience first hand exactly what happens when bacteria is allowed to accumulate on toilets, desks and play things. They will get desensitized to all sorts of smells, like cigarette smoke and dirty diapers. While students in other schools are only reading about these things, your child will see and touch!

The education does not stop with the kids. No sir! You as the parent will learn how to sell hundreds upon hundreds of dollars worth of candy each month. This might open up new opportunities to you in the fields of sales or marketing.

And for those of you who may be a bit rusty, you will get a crash course in mathematics. Exactly how is it that the parent of ONE child must provide TWENTY notebooks, FOUR DOZEN pencils, TWELVE folders, TWENTY glue sticks, 200 business envelopes and TWO reams of copy paper?! You may also wonder how each parent must pay $20 bus fare for their child to go on a day trip just a few miles down the road. Multiply all these numbers by 36 (the number of pupils) and you will see that Oakdale does quite well with having parents meet their overhead, plus a little to spare.

You as the parent will be guarded against any ghastly sights or smells from the interior because parents are not allowed into the building. The farthest you as a parent will get is the office, where your money will be collected and your child brought to you filthy and hungry.

You may even acquire a new wardrobe for your child, as they sometimes send the kid home in strange clothing that does not belong to them.

Dont miss out! Doesnt your child deserve the very best???!!!