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Santa Claus is for children, not advertising for men needing help in the erection department. I think the commercial should be removed! The commercial is actually sickening and also could be seen as a child molester Santa Claus, so please get rid of that commercial! I would not want to explain to a child why Santa has women wanting to sit on his lap. I can not stand Smiling Bob and his smiling wife! So, please consider my complaint...The product Enzyte is a personal matter. What is next...The Easter Bunny advertising condoms?? Consider the children and let them have Santa Claus and not Smiling Bob. Thank you,
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#1040536

Listen, the problem here is that you are expecting waaaaaay too much from Santa Claus. Maybe he had a rough summer dealing with Mrs.

Claus and all her sociopathic ramblings and just wanted a fifth of Bourbon and a few ho-ho-hos to sit in his lap. What's the big deal? He probably called them over and asked them if they wanted a free ride on the North Pole! You girls like Candy Canes, etc.

You get the point. Smiling Bob is frowning at you, sir. You are a Victorian era prude and likely need psychiatric help for your own sad sexual frustration. Good news is, Santa's got some magic in his sack for you this year!

Go get em champ! Hope that helps!

#40999

For years I have found Bob Dole to be the devil. I saw the commercial for smiling Bob to be too close to the likeness of Bob Dole.

I am your average Joe six pack. I work at a chili factory in the heartland of Wisconsin. I go to church on Sunday morning and am bombed by 5 in the afternoon. I am god fearing man.

I even think the toothfairy is evil. Please take this ad off the air. Spongebob squarepants living in bikini bottom is already too much for American to take. I think Patrick is a ***.

And who has a pet snail that meows?

Only satan could. Good day and god bless.

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