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Canada Savings Bonds Scam Candace hires a new boy toy

Canada Savings Bonds Scam Candace hires a new boy toy hp canada 1455 mountain rd, winnipeg call centre for Canada Savings Bonds Candace it seems was getting bored at work taking care of all her facebook employee farms, watering the crops and feeding the pigs and cows along with the fake conference calls with team leaders to pretend that they are working Fortunately a new class came in for training end of August and that is where Wok with Jason came in the picture "wok is chinese for handjob" wok with Jason was everything that Candace was looking for in her new boy toy since Mark Wakin her old assistant had grown a goat face like beard and gained 150 pounds and was leaving for a new job anyway all the other temps were not a bit surprised and Justain the full time hp employee was happy because he always carried extra ky jelly in his top right hand desk drawer, but he will need to ask Candace if she will share her new boy toy
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#358527 Review #358527 is a subjective opinion of poster.
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Coquitlam, British Columbia
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Canada Savings Bonds Scam Pierre the Cannibal chews out employees

Canada Savings Bonds Scam Pierre the Cannibal chews out employees Pierre the cannibal as we call him at the bank of canada call center in Winnipeg on 1455 mountain ave, Pierre is a mean sadistic coach who likes to give out negative reviews but not to the beautiful women only to men and unattractive women, his way of trying to get dates. Who we all beleive captures stray cats to make chicken fried rice and egg rolls, he is called the cannibal because of his huge black round earrings stretching his ears down to his shoulders we have been told that Candace his boss who we all beleive has a fetish for younger boys since keeping on Jason her new toy boy french bi lingual Chinese agent Candace still keeps Pierre on even though he is a *** on her own words but refuses to fire Pierre on because she likes Pierre's egg-rolls which we all believe is made from stray cats and dogs he catches now we know why Pierre's lunch bag sometimes has a tail wagging out of it or at times we can hear his lunch bags bark or meow ------------------------------------------------
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#358526 Review #358526 is a subjective opinion of poster.
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Coquitlam, British Columbia
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Canada Savings Bonds Scam- Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s like an elephant

- Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s like an elephant Bank Of Canada Tele Marketer Wendy Suspended For Passing Gas Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep Winnipeg, Manitoba HP Canada 1425 Mounatin , Call Center for Canada Savings Bonds which by the way the Bank Of Canada don't want people to know, they want people to trust buying bonds but hiding the fact that HP Canada is taking the calls) Wendy a chubby 300 pound female tele marketer has been suspended from work because she intentionally passed gas and refused to stop eating refried beans and drinking beer in the HP lunch room, according to The Bank Of Canada and HP Canada management. Wendy was also seen bringing to work "balut" by the dozen which is chicks still inside the egg shell for snacks, we beleive that this is how she won Pierre over by sharing her "balut" with Pierre her coach, later that week co workers said that they saw Wendy's phone number next to Pierre's coffee cup, Pierre being a *** man as it is believed began playing hard to get and this is when Wendy began passing gas to win him over. This was the first time we ever seen a tall white skinny anorexic man turn blue all 6ft and 88 pounds of him. Vincent the manager whom we believe to be Pierre's lover reported that Wendy a veteran short 300 pound tele marketer was suspended from the HP Canada call center on 1425 mountain call center while on The Canada Savings Bonds campaign under a company rule against disruptive behavior and eating beans and drinking beer in the lunchroom and eating "balut" grossing out the other co workers by pulling the whole chicks out of the egg shell before eating them. Supervisors and co workers said Wendy repeatedly passed gas to make Pierre laugh, but instead Pierre passed out from the stench and collapsed. Emergency paramedics had to be called in to bring in smelling salts and oxygen mask to revive Pierre. Darren, Vincent's right hand man who sometimes uses his left in the mean time till the ambulance arrived didn't hesitate to volunteer with a big fat grin on his face and huge lump in his pants to give Pierre mouth to mouth resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue causing Vincent the manager to get jealous while Candace was snickering laughing inside. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe making the other tele marketers and Karen the coach including co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air. Vincent said that when he heard Wendy f-a-r-t-i-n-g it was music to his ears like a wild herd of elephants trumping and blowing their trunks. Wendy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension, saying the manager Vincent went too far with its punishment. Vincent did say that he enjoyed the smell of Wendy's passing gas and that it reminded of being back home in the Philipines when he lived in tents and everyone used to *** in the corner of the tent. On the brighter side Vincent just announced that Wendy will be re instated for training purposes and will be allowed to eat all the deep fried beans and drink all the cold beer she wants at work and that all tele markers with less than a70 score will be sitting next to Wendy till their production improves, looks like Jason, Maria and Caroline will be smelling Wendy's *** Smelling salt and oxygen masks will now be supplied in the emergency kit next to the band aids, which for some strange reason Darren, Vincent's right hand man who sometimes uses his left has been going through a box of band aids every other day, Darren claims its from wood splinters chopping wood on his uncle's farm, but we found out that his uncle sold the farm 10 years ago, we always wondered what a right hand man who sometimes uses his left does with his right hand.
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#358524 Review #358524 is a subjective opinion of poster.
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Coquitlam, British Columbia

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