Canada Savings Bonds

Canada Savings Bonds Scam

Candace hires a new boy toy

hp canada 1455 mountain rd, winnipeg

call centre for Canada Savings Bonds

Candace it seems was getting bored at work taking care of all

her facebook employee farms, watering the crops and feeding

the pigs and cows along with the fake conference calls

with team leaders to pretend that they are working

Fortunately a new class came in for training end of August

and that is where Wok with Jason came in the picture

"wok is chinese for handjob"

wok with Jason was everything that Candace was looking for

in her new boy toy since Mark Wakin her old assistant had

grown a goat face like beard and gained 150 pounds and was

leaving for a new job anyway

all the other temps were not a bit surprised and Justain the

full time hp employee was happy because he always carried extra

ky jelly in his top right hand desk drawer, but he will need to

ask Candace if she will share her new boy toy

Canada Savings Bonds Scam

Pierre the Cannibal chews out employees

Pierre the cannibal as we call him at the bank of canada call center

in Winnipeg on 1455 mountain ave, Pierre is a mean sadistic coach

who likes to give out negative reviews but not to the beautiful women

only to men and unattractive women, his way of trying to get dates.

Who we all beleive captures stray cats to make chicken fried rice and

egg rolls, he is called the cannibal because of his huge black round

earrings stretching his ears down to his shoulders

we have been told that Candace his boss who we all beleive has a fetish

for younger boys since keeping on Jason her new toy boy french bi lingual

Chinese agent Candace still keeps Pierre on even though he is a *** on

her own words but refuses to fire Pierre on because she likes Pierre's

egg-rolls which we all believe is made from stray cats and dogs he catches

now we know why Pierre's lunch bag sometimes has a tail wagging out of it

or at times we can hear his lunch bags bark or meow

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- Female Tele marketer f-a-r-t-s like an elephant

Bank Of Canada Tele Marketer Wendy Suspended For Passing Gas

Girl's Family Says Punishment Too Steep

Winnipeg, Manitoba HP Canada 1425 Mounatin , Call Center for Canada Savings Bonds

which by the way the Bank Of Canada don't want people to know, they want people to

trust buying bonds but hiding the fact that HP Canada is taking the calls)

Wendy a chubby 300 pound female tele marketer has been suspended from work because she

intentionally passed gas and refused to stop eating refried beans and drinking beer

in the HP lunch room, according to The Bank Of Canada and HP Canada management.

Wendy was also seen bringing to work "balut" by the dozen which is chicks still

inside the egg shell for snacks, we beleive that this is how she won Pierre over by

sharing her "balut" with Pierre her coach, later that week co workers said that they

saw Wendy's phone number next to Pierre's coffee cup,

Pierre being a *** man as it is believed began playing hard to get and this is when

Wendy began passing gas to win him over. This was the first time we ever seen a tall

white skinny anorexic man turn blue all 6ft and 88 pounds of him.

Vincent the manager whom we believe to be Pierre's lover reported that Wendy a veteran

short 300 pound tele marketer was suspended from the HP Canada call center on 1425

mountain call center while on The Canada Savings Bonds campaign under a company rule

against disruptive behavior and eating beans and drinking beer in the lunchroom and

eating "balut" grossing out the other co workers by pulling the whole chicks out of

the egg shell before eating them.

Supervisors and co workers said Wendy repeatedly passed gas to make Pierre laugh, but

instead Pierre passed out from the stench and collapsed. Emergency paramedics had to be

called in to bring in smelling salts and oxygen mask to revive Pierre. Darren, Vincent's

right hand man who sometimes uses his left in the mean time till the ambulance arrived didn't

hesitate to volunteer with a big fat grin on his face and huge lump in his pants to give

Pierre mouth to mouth resuscitation with an occasional slip of the tongue causing Vincent

the manager to get jealous while Candace was snickering laughing inside.

They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe making the other tele marketers

and Karen the coach including co workers turn blue in the face and gasping for air.

Vincent said that when he heard Wendy f-a-r-t-i-n-g it was music to his ears like a wild

herd of elephants trumping and blowing their trunks.

Wendy's family said their daughter isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension,

saying the manager Vincent went too far with its punishment. Vincent did say that he enjoyed

the smell of Wendy's passing gas and that it reminded of being back home in the Philipines

when he lived in tents and everyone used to *** in the corner of the tent.

On the brighter side Vincent just announced that Wendy will be re instated for training purposes

and will be allowed to eat all the deep fried beans and drink all the cold beer she wants at

work and that all tele markers with less than a70 score will be sitting next to Wendy

till their production improves, looks like Jason, Maria and Caroline will be smelling Wendy's ***

Smelling salt and oxygen masks will now be supplied in the emergency kit next to the band aids,

which for some strange reason Darren, Vincent's right hand man who sometimes uses his left has been

going through a box of band aids every other day, Darren claims its from wood splinters chopping

wood on his uncle's farm, but we found out that his uncle sold the farm 10 years ago, we always

wondered what a right hand man who sometimes uses his left does with his right hand.