New tricks, new treats

New tricks, new treats

CREEPYHOLLOWS HALOWEEN SCAM PARTY TRICK OR TREAT Days are getting shorter, nights are getting colder. The nature is dying. It’s almost winter. Time to get scared, as the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead becomes blurred. Time for Halloween. This year we’ll see some new changes to the old whimsical festivities, utilized by both societies of the living and the dead. First, the National Federation of Ghosts has announced a strike this Halloween, after failed negotiations with the government. Legendary Bloody Mary, a spokeswoman for the Federation, said, "The government is incredibly ignorant in not meeting our demands. We want better treatment and true recognition...
Time is money

Time is money

APPLE ONE IS A WASTE OF TIME NACA - WASTE OF TIME UPS - DISGUSTING WASTE OF TIME Essentially everything in the world can be either purchased, or earned, given as a gift, scrounged, taken by force, scammed or just found on the road. Everything but Time. No one could ever buy a mere second even for the last breath. Emperors and kings were willing to shower everyone who could prolong their days, with treasures. But none of the rulers obtained immortality. In his final days Genghis Khan promised half of his empire to healers and shamans. But not even his whole empire, along with the entire world’s wealth could buy him an extension...

Quasi motto.

Cablevision's Motto US Airways motto: Show me the money! AT&T Our Motto is we love to lie and steal!!!! Darcars motto - F you In boardrooms across America, the best and the brightest corporate minds spend countless hours trying to come up with the perfect slogan for their corporations. In courtrooms across America, the best and the brightest lawyers earn countless dollars suing those corporations. All across America, the best and brightest consumers suffer countless disappointments from false representations of those corporations sued by those lawyers. A good consumer buys an iPhone that is pledged to do everything from finding restaurants to teaching guitar chords. The phone ends up giving wrong...

Liars ‘R’ us.

WATCH OUT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIE THEY LIE LIE LIE LIE “Everything I say is a lie.” If this statement is true then it is false. Everything I say is a lie means that this statement is also a lie, which means that not everything I say is a lie, which means that this statement may not be a lie, which means everything I say is a lie, which means… We are very concerned with the liar’s paradox; we want to know what the true lie is. Is it truly a lie? Or maybe a minor variation of truth? Or even a better version of the...

All That Math

GREAT MATH TUTORING SOMEONE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DO MATH OR YOU ARE RIPING PEOPLE OFF USPS TV COMMERCIAL MATH Mathematics is like love: a simple idea that gets complicated. And if you don't understand those math things - you just get used to them. They teach us math in school, because they think, we all need to know it (or at least get used to it). For most of us (normal people), Calculus or Trigonometry is a total waste of time. But the Arithmetic is what we all would like to know. Because, at least, we all need to count money. And we need...
Dossier on Santa Claus

Dossier on Santa Claus

BESTBUY CORPORATION. THEIR ADVERTISEMENS ARE NEGATIVE TO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON It is yet to be determined, if we are dealing with a saint, a myth, a real fellow or an international criminal group. What is certain, it is a world-known phenomenon, an A-list celebrity, worth investigating. Name: ‘Santa Claus’ aka ‘Father Frost’ aka ‘Father Christmas’ aka ‘Winter Grandfather’ aka ‘St. Nicholas’ aka ‘Pere Noel’ aka ‘Ded Moroz’ aka ‘Noel Baba’ aka ‘Christkindle’ aka ‘Joulupukki’ aka ‘Papa Pasquale’ aka ‘Babo Natale’ aka ‘Dun Che Lao Ren’ aka ‘Segatsu-san’ aka… it is a separate document for all the reported nick-names of the subject. Gender: Male. Age: Old. Height: Tall. Weight: Obese. Ethnicity: Caucasian. Astrological Sign: Capricorn Primary Residence: Lapland. Distinctive features:...
Get even

Get even

HOW TO GET REVENGE ON NETFLIX You lost a fight. You tried your best, but you lost. It is a pure injustice, but they won. You are injured/robbed/convicted, but it’s over. Finalized, wrapped, sealed. Irreversible. What’s now? You make a choice, which, as a Wise man said, “if not victory, is yet revenge. “ Revenge… In our case, Consumer against Provider.  Mistreated person against heavyweight corporation. Does he stand a chance? Today’s consumer is smart, educated and a bit arrogant. He understands that there is a plethora of companies, seeking his business, so he can get exactly what he wants. And what he wants is products and services...
Celebrity food

Celebrity food

CELEBRITY FOODS FRAUD EXPOSED GREAT COMPANY CELEBRITY FOODS STAY AWAY Celebrity prime foods – sounds very attractive. We want to eat it so we’d look like celebrities. Those people definitely consume something special. When an overweight girl becomes famous, she immediately claims that she is very comfortable in her skin, and immediately starts losing weight. Soon after - she is a spokesperson for some slimming brand that worked magic for her. For some reason the same brand does not work for most of us – ordinary people. We can bet, it also did not work for that celebrity before she became a celebrity. It is some special celebrity...
Dont forget, cardholders!

Dont forget, cardholders!

IF PAID IN FULL ON DUE ACCNT SUSPENDED FOR SUSPECTED FRAUD WITHIN 1 HOUR OF ACTIVATING CARD There are some things, cardholders should not forget. And by cardholders we mean those with credit cards in possession, which is essentially all of us. Do not forget to check the credit card terms before you sign for it. Imagine this: you are young, inexperienced, never had a job; and you want a credit card. Using your parents’ cards is fun, but you want one of your own. You want more freedom and independence, and you want more fun. Unfortunately, you can’t be approved because you don’t have any credit history....

Art of Con

“Bidcactus is a scam” “Gadget Boost is fraud” “SCAM: Draper Super Bee Apiaries Inc” “PeopleFinders totally scammed me” “Bill Me Later is a complete con and joke!” “IBM Lender - Online payment scam?” “Fred Phelps is a con man” “Gillece - Complete scam artists. Stay Away!!!” “Wealth management is a con trick” These are the words, most used by our pissed customers. It is no better way to piss of a consumer than by scam /con/fraud/swindle/ ploy/ hoax … The most widespread deception practices have an adequate lexical presentation. Hence now and then people use the scam-word loosely. As well as the con-word and all those other words. Those...
Not getting any younger

Not getting any younger

KUMMARA AND DERMITAGE DERMATAGE IS PURE CRAP ON YOUR SKIN SCREAMS LAWSUIT DERMATAGE: MISLED ME INTO GIVIMG MY VISA NUMBER BY FRAUD Time was, we concealed puberty pimples, now we conceal wrinkles. The same idea – to hide the signs of aging. Different outcome – pimples go away, wrinkles get deeper. Aging is a part of life. We all understand. We appreciate the advantages of old age. Until it becomes our age. Some people can age gracefully. It is like gracefully falling down. Like actors and dancers do. On the way to the ground they create beautiful body lines, and even smile. It looks very elegant. But it still hurts. Our inner self is formed at...
Bald and Beautiful

Bald and Beautiful

SPENCER KOBREN FRAUD It comes a time when trees are losing leaves. It comes a time when men are losing hair. Let’s bring poetry into human life cycle. Every loss is a blessing. It should come with a cancellation prize. People are losing hair. As a rule. Of course some evergreen conifers are keeping their tresses until obituary. As an exception. But for everyone, whatever is left is turning grey. No exceptions. Let’s think of the color as silver. As in precious metals. Let’s look on the bright side. Naked trees are still elegant and pleasing to the eye. Bald scalp represents a bold (i.e. clear and...
Psych me out

Psych me out

MARIA DUVAL AND HER DESTINY RESEARCH CENTER GOT ME FOR 90 DOLLARS. THEY SEND ME STUFF 2 A WEEK DESTINY RESEARCH CENTER FRAUD ADD ME TO MARIA DUVAL SCAM - Would you like me to tell your future? - Eh, maybe, only if there is something good. - If there is something you don’t like, we can change it. - Excuse me, aren’t you a psychic READER? Indeed, psychic readers are supposed to read your future, not to write it. When we turn to a psychic, we assume that our future is pre-determined and thus, readable. Your fate is written in stone and cannot be changed. Not what these paranormal people are saying now. They say, they are predicting a ‘chance of your future’. So, if this ‘chance’ does...
I want to be a star

I want to be a star

ONE SOURCE TALENT 3D SCAM DON’T BE FOOLED ONE SOURCE TALENT AGENCY FRAUD SCAM You can’t fake being a star; you need to be a star. But what if you feel that you are a true luminary, just waiting to be discovered? Who are these mysterious astronomers, pointing their telescopes in wrong directions, missing your bright starlight? Where is your star maker with a golden key to entertainment business?  You answer the talent agency ads and realize that they have nothing to do with actual talent search; they are just making their profits out of your dream. How cynical… You want to be a star. A renowned one. What drives...

Greatest kept secrets

INVITATION TO GREATEST KEPT SECRETS GREATEST KEPT SECRETS LETTER ALMOST GOT ME TOO The Nouveau Tech Society invitational letter is a six-page literary opus that comes to you by mail (first-class mail) with a return envelope enclosed. So you open it, suspecting something important in a chubby envelope. You start reading. The salutation is warm – not “Dear Sir/Madam” or “Current resident”, they intimately greet you by your first name. Maybe, you know the sender? Keep reading. Right away they assure you that it is not a solicitation for money. On the contrary, they promise you "something of immense value", "absolutely free", "with no strings attached". At this point you...

Adults only

UNDERAGE MEMBERS AND FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY ON LITEROTICA COM LIT-EROTICA ENCORAGES PEDAPHILIA BEASTAILTY INCREST AND SCAMS THE WORST ADULT WEBSITE LITEROTICA COM Sex sells. Sexualized images are increasingly used to sell everything from perfume to hardware. No puritan attack will prevail against money-making marketing. We worry about our kids being exposed to explicit sexual material. Now this problem has reached unprecedented heights. Previous generations of teens needed to be proactive to find an issue of Playboy hidden under dad’s mattress. Today’s kids need to be proactive to avoid porn. Bodily fluids leak from Internet into every inbox, web-site and video game. Internet is the first to blame, but sexual material still penetrates to movies, TV, music videos...
A penny saved is a penny taxed

A penny saved is a penny taxed

TAX HELP J K HARRIS TAX RESOLUTION FRAUD SCAMMED AND RIPPED OFF The two things are inevitable in life - death and taxes. The difference – you don’t really know the scheduled time of death and this incident does not repeat itself. April 15th happens every year and everyone should solve the uniform government ‘quiz’. And it is not just a hard quiz for geniuses; there is stuff most people cannot comprehend. Even Albert Einstein said: "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax," and the guy was pretty smart. Really, tax game is tricky. If you earn anything, it's minus taxes....
Collection calls for fraudulent phone accounts

Collection calls for fraudulent phone accounts

COLLECTION FOR A PHONE BILL AT AGE 8 AFNI SCAM CONTINUES AFNI KEEPS SENDING BILLS It looks like we are facing an epidemic of collection agencies harassment. As devastating as it can be, being bugged for the debts you’ve never generated, is far more injurious. You feel like fighting windmills. Your name on an account, you’ve never opened - a mystery, no one is willing to solve. The provider company cannot locate you on any unpaid accounts – another mystery. So therefore, who hired the collection agency – a mystery that does not even matter at this time, nobody is going to chase a phantom. You have an unpaid charge in your...