All I wanted was a oil change from you basstards.I get back into my 93 chevy astro and all my *** and barbies were rearranged!.
All my condoms were used, including my toys|. I let all of that go until I got crabs from sitting in the driver seat;. I didnt even know that was possible?. This was the worst oil change ever'.
I bet it was the government attempting to take my life again.. How did *** get on my shifter knob anyway? My radio still doesnt work because all the buttons are glued stiff with jizzums?. Next week I will go back and pay for another oil change, but this time I will wait in the van to hunt my prey?.
Im coming for you Billy...Love so_sad, AKA Funny Mann 3804e78