so the other day i was going get me some of them laberers.you see my yard aint no lawn of the year.
its got all cool stuff in it though, like monster trucks tires, old tubs of tang (i love tang you no with that ornge gurilla), scrap metal, dellikit lectroniks,speshulty beer bottles (you gotta luv your Pabst blew ribbon),you no, basicly just really awsome stuff. the kinda stuff you wood like to keep organized. i hate when i go out lookin fer a tub a Tang and i keep just grabbin the empty tubs a Tang. i was feelin like i was in a big organizin mood (prolly cuz i was so tired of not bein able to drink my Tang when i damm felt like it) so i really needed some help to git all my cool stuff in order.
first i tried lookin for some of them there day workers who you see sittin outside of that there home depot, you know cuz there so inecspensiv, but i couldnt find none a them. maybe they was busy or it was there day off or something. so i thougt "hey they sell everythin at wal-mart! maybe i cood get some help there." and then i thought "oh i got alot of sinsitiv lectroniks so im gonna need someone with small delikit hands.
who has those? oh right! kids!" so i go into wal-mart and i asked that greeter lady "where ya'll got kids fer sale?"
ummm i dunno how ya'll train your greeters but the weird look she gave me was a terrible way to start off my shopping experience. anyways, i shrug it off no big deal.
i always have people givin me weird looks, i dunno what there problem is!. Then i see some Gravedigger tee shirts and im like "omg! i gotta have me some of those!" and then, when im at the check out, the young gal werkin there asked me if i found everythin, and then i said "well gee that's a great question little missy/. i was just wonderin where i could find me some kids to help me out at my house!." And then there it was again, just another funny look and then she just said "what?" like I coodn't talk or somethin".
then i said real slow like so her tiny woman brain cood understand "I NEEEED SOOOMMMEE WORRRKKERS, PREFERABLY ONES WITH SMALLLL NIMMBLEE FINGGERSS|. Where ya'll sell those?" You no cuz I was figgerin that i cood just give em a few bucks fer there time and they cood go buy some candy or something;. Anyway, she gave me a really funny look tellin me that i need to go and that i wasnt welcum there anymore/. I'm just really disappointed at the service i was given and ya'll need to step it up and GET REAL if ya'll think im gonna take that kind a treetment and that your gonna retain my busness..
Step it up wal-mart. Step.