I was in town for the night, feelin' lonely so I called up Marty's which was in the under "Services - Domestic".At about 8:40 PM there was a knock on the door.

When I opened it there stood Ms. Five by Five and she had one of her upper missin' and she said..."I"m your fly-gal for this evenin' sugar". I couldnt slam that door fast enough as I screamed back at her..."The *** you say!".

You responded bybangin' and yellin' at me about a minimum service charge.So I quickly slipped it out the bottom window and slammed it shut. 311af1b

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